Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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