Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Randomize