They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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