How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
