She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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