You're a womanizer and a bitch.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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