Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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