Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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