we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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