Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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