So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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