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(216): View more from Ohio

you turned your livingroom into a bong?

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(253): View more from Washington

You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.

(1-662): View more from Mississippi

I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.

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(925): View more from California

Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?

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(914): View more from New York

There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do

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(636): View more from Missouri

I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.

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(239): View more from Florida

Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it

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