That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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