yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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