Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
worst night to have a conscience
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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