about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
