Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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