So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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