It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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