You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize