your thong is hanging out like whoa
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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