Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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