You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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