If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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