I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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