maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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