people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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