The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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