awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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