haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
