K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
What a fucking waste of an outfit
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I forgot wine drunk hurts
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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