I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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