Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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