we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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