JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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