She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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