He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Randomize
