You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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