Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
not ubering you a puppy
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
