quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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