thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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