How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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