You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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