i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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