Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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