Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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