I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Randomize
