Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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