Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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