biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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