VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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