The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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