remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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