Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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