i don't plan on having that self control this summer
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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