Are we in a gay sports bar?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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