i think my tv is drunk
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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