Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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