she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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